But just remember, when Trump says “believe me,” it means “I’m saying this for rhetorical effect—who knows what I’ll actually do?”

“You guys won, that’s clear,” Benenson said. “But let’s be honest. Don’t act as if you have a popular mandate for your message. The fact of the matter is that more Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for Donald Trump.”

Both Anderson and his mother are very rich, much more from their own work than from any inheritance they got from being Vanderbilts. Gloria is probably going to create some charity he has to run with her money.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

Stupid hat? Check.

See also: the sex contest between Empress Messalina (wife of Claudius) and Rome’s #1 Lady of the Night. The empress won, bedding 25 partners in a night!

Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

The Aristocrats!

i know. it literally made no sense.

As soon as Rory said she was pregnant, I told my husband “So Logan is the new Christopher and Jess is the new Luke?”

Her family, particularly her father, had pressured her to fabricate the story precisely because they were upset by Ramirez coming out as gay. Her father hoped these charges would enable him to win a custody battle.

The entire sequence of events seems odd, but “faked robbery and faked mental breakdown in preparation for divorce” sounds like fake moon landings level daftness.

Yeah, I don’t see any real evidence, either. But my personal take: I don’t think there’s any harm in doing a recount (provided it’s paid for, and done by Dec. 19th). I don’t think it’ll do any good, frankly. I don’t doubt that maybe there are a few thousand votes off either way, but not enough to flip a state, much…

It’s a Hail Mary pass, but perfectly legal.

I guess I’m just old. I find the uterus detail amusing, but I think sheer dresses and distracting underwear cancel out the workmanship. In this instance, and many others. Nudity, or an uncompetitive plain lining, would be so much more aesthetically pleasing.

It seemed like her statements were pretty self aware and honest. The more people that genuinely woke, the better.

Yes, I was wondering—did I miss something here? It sounds like she’s doing things right.

Agree. Wow, is it not ok for her to adopt and worry about her child and encourage her? Snark where snark is due, please.

No. Absolutely nothing

Waiting for someone to explain the snark re: Kristin Davis.