They won’t care. Facts don’t matter to them.

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

nah

ashley my eyes why god

He’s impeachment proof. Get rid of him and you have President Pence.

We didn’t.

and we still care because now they’re billionaires/wildly successful, award winning fashion designers!

I teach middle school. One of my students, who is gay, absolutely melted down today. We were there to help him out, but: still.

Jesus Christ. What have we done?

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

God, nobody around here seems to know what shade is.

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

they’re openly shitting on Deadspin, and it’s great

Was this reply shade?

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

I believe “Because we aren’t fucking idiots.” turns it from potential shade to straight reading.

I mean...it can’t be shade when it’s this blunt, right?

Understood, but I suspect it was an older man who’s fatherly instincts kicked in when he saw the woman chained up in a cage and just said what was in his mind. Not saying it’s right OR wrong, just saying, I can sort of understand his point as well as your annoyance.