Even with meals and housing, that still seems low.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

god, calvin. i’m embarrassed for you.

“Willow was doing all these things, about to have record label deals at like the age of 6, and I was like, ‘I feel like I’m underachieving.’”

“I did this to show how people react to situations with homeless people and people with mental health,” Pugh explained. “How they’re more likely to pull out their phone than help.”

called herself “the most hated person in the world.”

I would assume if you’re a celebrity it would be okay to have two, as long as you didn’t allow people to give you gifts at the first one. If you can afford to buy all your own stuff for the baby, then you’re basically just having a “we’re having a kid, let’s celebrate” type of gathering, which seems much more okay.

I actually think “Born Leader” is better and more flattering than “Future Leader.”

I think we should just respond to everything in the next 24 hours with pictures/gifs of gene wilder.There is an appropriate one for any situation.

Right? I guess his sharing his penis with the world was more important than career goals or his marriage or not traumatizing his kid. Yuck. I hope Huma has therapists lined up for the son. I can't believe she is dealing with this in the midst of a national campaign.

You’re just trying to ick everyone the fuck out

What is going on in someone’s mind to use their child as a prop in sexting pics? Particularly if that sexting is extra-marital. Like, I understand how people make all kinds of stupid, obvious life mistakes, but that is particularly fucked up to me.

Fuck them. It’s not fair that Harambe had to be shot, but you know damn well those idiots wouldn’t be saying that the boy should have died instead if it had been their toddler that fell in.

Oh, they get even thirstier

Befuddled is the nicest word I can muster, because my mother raised me to never speak ill of ladies whose brains have been scrambled due to pregnancy.

Dear Dr Stein,

Why does everything have to be top secret and a surprise with Beyonce now? It was a gimmick that worked really well once, now it's just annoying.

Dear people on my Facebook feed: If you are boycotting Walmart because of how it treated one police officer and not how it treats millions of employees; if you are boycotting the NFL because it tacitly supports not standing for the anthem and not because it tacitly supports rape, domestic violence and traumatic brain…

Hi Jezzies and welcome Gawkfugees! This has been an... interesting week here to say the least. Here is your Brag Thread (though I guess a lot of us could just brag about getting ungreyed on all the Jez sub-blogs)! My brag is that I bought my airfare to see Mr. Antisocial graduate from OCS, and in an uncharacteristic…