if only ryan hadn’t lied to his mommy

I don’t know if I’ll ever come to terms with how much of a fox I find Bill Clinton...in that picture, now, I don’t care, I would do bad things with that man.

She’s only 14.

I think they are saying there might not have been a robbery at all. Seems the footage shows that they were being drunk bros and got in a fight with some security people at the gas station.

That was my thought. The favelas explode damn near every night but they’re hellbent on questioning olympic athletes?

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

K-Stew and R-Pattz’s relationship became a brand instead of, you know, a relationship.

As Megan said in the article, it’s going to motivate her fan base to give. And yes, it looks good on her too.

I’m sure someone will find a way to shit on Taylor Swift for this.

I mean, I love cats, and I think they’re really the best

I know. I’m not famous (like super not famous) but the idea that it’s cool for a company to be like “Hey, Sehjma, thanks for ordering <potentially embarrassing thing> from us!” all over their social media is...not cool.

I agree. Also, this type of shaming is coming from a bad angle that just renders the whole thing embarrassing.

I agree. If they wanted to write and include the note to her- fine. But posting it publicly is crossing boundaries/ a bit of a violation to me. Not cool.

Yeah, I don’t know about this... in theory it’s an awesome burn. But to put it out on social media seems like a low blow. I can’t say that I’m cheering for this even if it’s coming from someone in my political corner.

Speaking on behalf of millions of depressives: shut the fuck up, LaToya.

DAT SQUISHY BABY DOE

No. He won’t. He’s worth $400 million. That’s why he works so little.

Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.

I forgot to get ice cream and cones on the way home tonight for my pregnant wife. The petition to replace me has one signature so far.

Still not as good as “Bless your heart,” though.