None whatsoever. I didn’t realize I was supposed to want to look like that: she couldn’t stand on her own feet and her hips went out at a 90º angle. Why would six-year-old me want any of that? I loved having a grownup doll to make up stories and dress up and go on daring rescue missions, but it never occurred to me,…

Wow, really? I had assumed that he was, at least, a charismatic performer. He looks like he’d love to be anywhere but there. I mean, even Britney, who clearly really just wishes she could not do that anymore, looks more lively.

There’s something going on with him, right? He looks fucking miserable. Does he always look this miserable? Up to now, I had managed to avoid seeing Mr. Bieber in action.

So it’s their dumb *use* of money you dislike? Yes, agreed. Although I wouldn’t mind London and good sheets. Or Rosemary Clooney.

“Dumb love of money”? Hey, money is freaking adorable if you can get it! I haven’t any right now, and man, do I miss it.

And now I can’t like Anna Faris and Chris Pratt ever again. People who abandon pets are the scum of the earth.

He does not deserve Hamilton. He shouldn’t get to enjoy art by the very people he despises.

My thoughts exactly.

At long last, news that make sense in the world. Who wouldn’t have hit that? Good for you, Carrie. Good for you.

This is, without a question, the very worst year of my life. And I’ve been severely depressed, to the point of being suicidal, in the past. But nothing really compares with the grief of losing my father, of handling the aftermath, and of seeing my country and everything I believe in go down the drain.

I’m done. I can’t handle this year anymore. Enough.

I’m going through this right now. I just lost my dad, and Oswalt’s words on his loss have been helpful, in a “Right. This is how it’s supposed to be.” way. It sucks. It all sucks and will suck for the foreseeable future.

Fuck you, Susan Sarandon. Fuck. You. You privileged, ivy-towered jackass.

That’s all good and well if you’re okay with being married to a “boy,” Melania, but I want an adult as president.

Exactly.

My takeaway: Joanna, you look like Dakota Johnson. It is a Good Thing.

More proof that (a) I spend waaay too much time thinking about stuff that matters not at all; (b) Taylor Swift really sucks: Jonas-the-minor (or is he the middle one? I can’t say) says in this AMA that he lost his virginity to Ashley Greene in 2010. But dear, sweet Taylor wrote a song about Camilla Belle and “the…

I’m gonna miss the Obamas so much. So much.

It really, really isn’t just makeup. Come on. She’s doing pretty much every single procedure a probably very sketchy doctor tells her to.

I feel like the old lady spirit that took over Phoebe in an early episode of Friends: “NOW I’ve seen everything.” wtf?