I’m all for animal rights. I adore my dog. I only buy humane certified meat, eggs and dairy.

Yes. Two people I know (and unfriended) on Facebook straight out said the child should have died instead of Harambe. I'm assuming many more are out there.

I don’t know who Laura Perlongo is (although I do know Nev Schulman, and her taste is almost as questionable as Alex Botolow’s. Those are seriously the genes you’re perpetuating? Like, really?) But her outfit is the VMA equivalent of wearing white to someone else's wedding. Are you presenting? Are you up for an award?…

Yeah, I got that a few times when I was younger: “where did you learn how to do THAT?” I don’t know, at the whorehouse where I was working when you picked me? Fuck you.

This is why Marcie Ross became invisible. Nobody remembers her.

Yeah, I used to do that too: “what’s a Zephyr Teachout, again? Oh right. Person. Not thing.” It sounds like an educational technique.

Zephyr Teachout has the best name that has ever existed. It took me a while and some research, back when I first heard of her, to believe it was her actual, real name.

Damnit, Aimée, I thought it was going to be Taylor and Kim.

Oh, honey. You are wrong, but you got more stars on the internet, from people just as ignorant as you are, so it’s all good! That’s a low bar, but not unexpected.

Huh. You’re a womansplainer! Usually, men are like this, but hey, look at you breaking glass ceilings all over the place. You’re either trying to explain stuff you know nothing about, zealously defending your wrong positions, or telling people what they already know. Interesting.

No, I'm a New Yorker. I just have Southern friends and I really like it.

Bless your heart. It isn't perceived. :)

Oh, I’ve been thinking you are an idiotic arrogant douche since you’ve started spouting your ignorance with such gusto. But I was going to refrain from actually writing it down, until you very much asked for it. At least I hope I answered all your questions. By the way, did you even pass the bar? Because not knowing…

“I know nothing about the laws of Brazil, but let me talk authoritatively so it seems like I do, even when I keep getting corrected.”

One of the possible punishments for this kind of crime, according to the law in Brazil, is payment of a fine—the most lenient one, by the way. The amount is decided based on several factors, so it would be different, for different people. There actually was a hearing, in which all of this was decided and the case was…

Okay, I didn’t want to call names, but you’re an idiot. Let me try this again, slowly. Maybe you’ll understand now. Maybe.

If you had bothered to read about it (even farther down on this thread; I explain it all), you wouldn’t be judging a situation you know nothing about. He. Was. Fined. It was a very legal punishment for the crime they committed. It has nothing to with freewill, or with extortion.

Fuck you and the teeny tiny lame horse you rode in.

Yes, and your ignorance is reason enough for you to accuse a country of extortion. Go you.

And I explained, THOROUGHLY, why it isn’t extortion. You are trolling, and I refuse to dignify you with answers any longer.