Huh, it’s, like, called plagiarism, because I came up with these names years ago when I married Tiago Rogelio, before we had our three beautiful babies? If anything, you owe us a baby shower gift. #totallymarriedtoJaimeCamilasfarasyouknow.

Dude, wtf. These are my children’s names. Two girls and a boy. Aubergine Audrey is seven, Boy-Samantha Stephen is five and Gary Anne is 23 months old. They have beautiful names and I don’t appreciate the mocking.

Yes, I think that is exactly what happened: they couldn’t be in the same room anymore. Even though they got back together in the show(because ratings tanked), they still don’t share many scenes. There’s no other way to interpret this. If you’re keeping your two main actors away from each other, when they have…

Nathan Fillion and Stana Katic don't like each other, to say the least. Rumors have been flying for years, and in the past two seasons, it has become easy to believe: they rarely have scenes together anymore.

What about white women? I can barely tell Rachel McAdams, Amy Adams and Elizabeth Banks apart.

#TeamRafael.

Also VERY worth watching:

Hey, that’s me! I’m a New York jew! Fuck you, Cruz. There really is no place for people like you here. Everyone else is absolutely welcome. But bigots don’t belong in our city.

I think of these girls every single day. Godammit. I hate the world this morning.

Honestly? My situation was clearly only sex; yours isn’t. I don’t see why either is fucked up in the least. You like each other and you’re distantly related. There’s nothing to stop you. I say go for it. If it doesn’t work out, so what? It’ll be awkward for a while and then everyone will pretend they’ve forgotten all…

I fucked my third cousin for a while. We didn’t grow up together and he was (is) very, very good looking. I was also 18 and he was 30 (And, nope, not a big deal at all; sorry to destroy the narrative, but I really knew what I was doing, which was having sex with a very hot, smart guy with a cool accent.) Once he did…

Actually... say what you will of lululemon, but their stuff is good. Some of my oldest yoga pants are five years old and still going strong.

Wait, aren’t your eyebrows supposed to look exactly the same in the morning? Mine do, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone with “bedbrows." It was mostly because of the lipgloss, really. But, as I said, still super cute.

I usually either don’t like her or feel sorry for her because she just tries so damn hard all the time, but I thought this was so charming! It was probably the power of Groff and Hamilton. I mean, she clearly had not just woken up, but it was cute.

I get it, but I wake up dazed and I never seem to remember where the button is. For the price, it should have been much, much better.

I get it, but I wake up dazed and I never seem to remember where the button is. For the price, it should have been…

I bought that one, and this is why I hate it: when I wake up, I can never find the button immediately and it ends up with me annoyed and punching every single button on the damn thing. I read the cheaper models are actually more functional, in this regard. I'm not a fan.

I bought that one, and this is why I hate it: when I wake up, I can never find the button immediately and it ends up…

Cheesecake is pie. But it's still not better than cake.

Welcome to the world, cutie pie. You just discovered the duality of life: on the one hand, you’re already unspeakably rich; on the other, sweetie, I’m so sorry, but get ready for a life of embarrassment. Your grandpa is terrible.

So did I. It was actually more of a full-body cringe and a nooo, though. Older man, fine. Jon freakin’ Lovitz?!? EWEWEW. He’s always grossed me out (and especially so after his two episodes on Friends, which is how I imagine him to be.) And, if I recall correctly, he's a Republican. Sorry, but no. Just no.

He’s saying so many important things and I'm embarrassed because my main reaction is OHMYGOD THIS MAN IS DELICIOUS CAN I LICK HIM PLEASE THANK YOU. Well, in my defense, part of his deliciousness comes from what he says, but the way he looks also, like, totally helps. He is so hot. CANADIANS YOU ARE SO LUCKY. Sorry for…