I wish I could say something different, but it’s the same to me. Those words ring hollow. Yeah, other people have worth. They do! Other people. I’m sure you do, by the way. You really do. I... don’t. I keep this mental tally that’s pretty objective in my mind and damn, it doesn’t add up for me.

Who?

Are you on crack? Same person. Bobby answered you already.

It’s not that it matters, exactly. I lost count at this point (around 50? 60? Something in that ballpark.), so I have to agree that the number itself is meaningless. But as far as experiences go? It does matter. So why not talk about it because it’s part of your life and you’re sharing your life with someone important…

Best hairstyle she's ever had, I think! She looked GORGEOUS. Well, she always looks gorgeous, but there was an extra sprinkling of fabulous that night. I will miss her so.

SheI have such a low opinion of Dina that my first thought was “her cash cow isn’t giving enough milk/cash anymore, so now she wants it to breed new cash calves.” This is horrible and, sadly, probably not that far from the truth.

I was BORN IN BROOKLYN. My mother is LATIN AMERICAN. I AM FUCKING STREET, MAN.

Yep, same here. Works like a charm. I love missionary! I don’t get why it's so underestimated.

I tried. I never thought the show was good, but I enjoyed it. It was comforting and cute, kitschy fun. But Fuller House is terrible. Not so-terrible-it’s-good, which is clearly what they were going for. Just terrible. Cringeworthy. Sad.

Well, considering RBG and Scalia were besties, it’s safe to say that some people just rise above their differences. They’ve known each other since she was nine or ten. That probably trumps everything else. (No, I don’t truly understand it, either. WHY, RBG? But the fact is, people do it all the time.) In conclusion, I…

My personal favorite (recently discovered) is that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart never broke up. They are, in fact, married and have two little girls, named Sweet Pea and Jelly Bean. I love this so much. Bless the internet and its craziness.

I can never tell Cheryl Tiegs and Cheryl Ladd apart. I thought she’d been a Charlie’s Angel. She had not. So, yeah, I think I didn’t really know who she was, either.

Wow. That is a bleak existence.

“First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.”

But that's part of the charm of Grease! Neither did the original cast.

We live in different worlds, if you don’t see Aaron Tveit's sexiness. Not that I super loved Grease live, but damn. He is hot.

Does it make a difference? I have asthma, and I’m very sensitive to cigarette smoke, and I’ve had limited contact with vape pens (I’ve seen people smoking them walking down the street). They don’t seem to give me an immediate allergy attack like smoke does, but as I said, I never got close enough to test the theory. I…

Nope. This seems to be AVN’s way of distancing themselves from Stoya and her allegations. I wonder why she really decided not to go. There's probably much, much more to this story.

Hot take: Lainey said it first. Yesterday.

What I always wonder when I read about organic makeup and moisturizers is: has anyone ever died of, or even acquired, cancer via concealer?