Nope. This seems to be AVN’s way of distancing themselves from Stoya and her allegations. I wonder why she really decided not to go. There's probably much, much more to this story.

Hot take: Lainey said it first. Yesterday.

What I always wonder when I read about organic makeup and moisturizers is: has anyone ever died of, or even acquired, cancer via concealer?

Some people do, it’s genetic. My mother and her two brothers have had one white streak on their hair since their early twenties. We are not part skunk, but also, as a family, we don’t talk about other people’s looks like this, so maybe you’re the one who is part jackass. And now I feel like I'm back in the first…

Actually... yeah. Had Cory lived, new guy would either not exist in Lea’s life, or he would be the new boyfriend. I doubt Cory would be particularly fond of him. At least, my ex-boyfriends have never “loved” my new boyfriends (liked them, sometimes, sure. Loved them? Nope.)

Sure, because it’s up to you to decide what someone else’s kids should eat (and I say this as a huge fan of cookies and chocolate. I just don’t think anyone gets a say on how other people raise their kids. It's not abusive to deny them cookies.)

That’s one of my gripes JLaw. She is fantastic, but she’s not everywoman at every age, yet Hollywood seems to think so. She’s not the right age to play Joy, either—why not cast an older actor, ffs? It’s not like JLaw would be hurting for roles otherwise and she has plenty of time to play older women. If the role went…

Yes! It’s my favorite. I'll take Joanna Anderson over Mariah any day.

Even if this isn’t true, their chocolate is mediocre at best. The packaging is cute, though.

Eh, don’t hate her today, then. Usually, all you said is so true, but her dress is one of her rare missteps. She can usually work wonders in even not-so-great fashion, but this dress is doing nothing for her. That said, I saw her in Eclipsed and she is marvelous and wonderful and I love her and be my friend, Lupita!

No.

Kourtney’s kid’s Reign is the kingdom of god. I’d totally go there. Bam.

Of course. The only way is up, I guess.

Good for you. Brownie points.

Do we have to?

Oh come on. Yes, lululemon is expensive. But it’s also really good and lasts forever and no, I’ve never bought a single pair of see-through yoga pants from them (and I have about seven pairs of pants, all luon). My oldest lululemon outfits are five years old and still going strong, and it’s not like they’re…