My Mini Cooper S used to get me mugged all the time.

I had one of these. It was the worst car ever. It just kept Stalin.

Other than a test drive or picking up your car after finalizing the deal, there is no reason to visit a dealership. Every outcome from visiting is detrimental to the customer. In no case are you going to get a better deal by showing up there.

What’s really annoying is the lack of variety. My local Audi and Jeep dealership have 15 of the same cars with the same features/packages. Only stocking configurations that sell quickly and I don’t want to order a car.

I owe too much, I broke it trying to hoon it, I need to recoup my loss and, pass the problems on to you. 20K is not too much right......right? What a tremendous crack pipe. Hydrolck caused by heavy rain is akin to pregnancy caused by eating fried chicken.

Yeah but those are on there first motor.... also they are dealer cars, this is a private sale.

yeah I read the “I purchased it from a dealer” to mean a drug dealer because this is all sorts of crack pipe

Assuming that was the reason, it wasn’t from the rain. It would have been from this dumbass driving his car through flooding. In which case, assuming hydrolock was the reason, it is a fair assumption that the interior saw water damage too.

Never heard of hydrolock being a reason for a new motor. Usually that just means, pull the plugs and change the fluids. Something really doesn’t smell right with his excuse.

So the car was driven fairly hard and the guy is coming up with excuses for a new motor. Couple that with his claim that he bought the car “from a dealer” last year, which makes it “sound” like he bought it new, but in fact, he’s the second or possibly third owner.

CP. The allure of a turbo’d BRZ is strong, but I’m not buying somebody else’s Frankensubaru. For that price, I can put one together myself without wondering where it’s been.

No thanks.

I just can’t see how this is ever worth twice as much as actual M3's of this vintage.

I’d like NP voters to comment on why. Just expand for us please. No snark, maybe there’s something 94+% are missing.

Scrolled through in a panic just to find that CP button. Made it. Phew. Now I’ll actually read this.

The only way this car would be NP would be if it were inexpensive enough to still be a good deal after I paid to undo all the shit that was done to it.

As a Bummer enthusiast: this car just fucking sucks!!! They ruined a nice 3er to make that abomination.

Stanced? Check. Half-ass execution and no explanation of build? Check. Beer tap shifter handle? Check. Poorly fitted body kit?Check. Ruined wagon? Yep, check. This thing is just gross.

Don’t even need to read it. Stanced = CP. I don’t care what it costs.