That is quite a story.

For the record, the first time Kevin Love played good defense was when he locked down the league’s unanimous MVP in the final seconds of game 7.

Tow hooks for racecars. Emphasis on “for racecars”.

I’d say the opposite. Having Pilot Super Sports on a Honda Accord is more poser.

Kill it with fire.

Allseason tires on a 2wd sports car.

Unless you’re an amateur drifter, then, by all means, burn off the cheapest rubber you can find.

Any badge in the wrong car for that matter, like this “Maserati Accord”

Any FWD with a huge aluminum spoiler?  

Light bars and lift kits in suburbia. None of that is needed to find your way over to PF Changs.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

Is there any random fact a salesman won’t make up.

Did they say it like “Don’t worry, the full power comes after the break in period...” and then quickly change the subject?

I mean, true you don’t see it on every corner, but most people are just going to assume it’s a Porsche until they get a close look at it, then they’ll assume it’s some weird kit Porsche, which it kind of is, but not really. Like when you pick some obscure costume for Halloween thinking “this is going to be really…

Still living on their 90s claims.

Shame Nissan can’t bring anything cool to the table. Aging Z, no SE-R of notable performance, GTR that is amazing. Made the Pathfinder boring, dumped the Xterra. I get it, but even Toyota has a 4Runner.

“Too big to have a manual?”

NP. It’s a manual 7 series at a pretty reasonable price and I can feel like the guy from the Transporter, what’s not to like.

What’s that, like, tree fiddy in real money? Solid NP.

Edit: Also, chicken tenders are a solid choice most anywhere.

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.