DNR: Can’t unsee.

Yeah, but from a design point of view, they help break up what would otherwise be an expanse of sheet metal, and with the exception of Porsche, I’ve yet to see a car that can effectively pull it off. Plus, it goes a long way to help normalize EV vehicles if it looks like a normal car.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

I wonder what horrors lurk beneath those faux-riental carpet floormats.

People don’t usually sleep in taxis do they? So all the engineers have to do is make the computers intentionally break all traffic laws, do random, sudden moves, blast horrible music...

What’s wrong with the fried eggs? Seems like they make for a great discount on a good car? That’s like dinging a jeep for having square headlights.

This is an unreasonable take.

Also claimed is a “significant mechanical and cosmetic restoration over the past six months.”

Yeesh, I glossed right over that somehow. CP it is.

“Cut springs” immediately discredits any other work done to the car. The price might be right for some, but I wouldn’t go higher than half the listed price.

Did Orlando hire Chip Kelly as a GM consultant or something? Good lord, these moves are fucking awful.

Do we know anyone that has purchased a recent Mitsubishi? I’d love to know what they were thinking with so many other compelling choices from automakers that will still exist in America in 5 years.

Because we’re all at work earning money to buy an old Porsche.

Are there concours quality 914s? I’d say someone doing that level of restoration / preservation on a 914 is probably not well mentally.

Nope. Not even close.

But you know the dude driving it, probably on his way to the gym, bought that sucker for 25k from a dealer called Hot Cars or some such.

Uh.. how was the 370 a refresh of the 350? It’s completely redesigned with a completely new engine?

There are worse ways to spend $28,000 though, which is where they start.

An exterior refresh is the least of what it needs. It needs to shed weight and get some refinement in the handling department. Right now it can’t compete with any car in its class to be honest. Clean sheet re-design or GTFO.