I wonder what horrors lurk beneath those faux-riental carpet floormats.

People don’t usually sleep in taxis do they? So all the engineers have to do is make the computers intentionally break all traffic laws, do random, sudden moves, blast horrible music...

What’s wrong with the fried eggs? Seems like they make for a great discount on a good car? That’s like dinging a jeep for having square headlights.

This is an unreasonable take.

Also claimed is a “significant mechanical and cosmetic restoration over the past six months.”

Yeesh, I glossed right over that somehow. CP it is.

“Cut springs” immediately discredits any other work done to the car. The price might be right for some, but I wouldn’t go higher than half the listed price.

Did Orlando hire Chip Kelly as a GM consultant or something? Good lord, these moves are fucking awful.

Do we know anyone that has purchased a recent Mitsubishi? I’d love to know what they were thinking with so many other compelling choices from automakers that will still exist in America in 5 years.

Because we’re all at work earning money to buy an old Porsche.

CBC grew on me, I tolerated it by the end. The Rallycar stuff was always terrible.

Are there concours quality 914s? I’d say someone doing that level of restoration / preservation on a 914 is probably not well mentally.

Nope. Not even close.

At first I read “$7,900" and thought, “could easily be NP”, then I realized there were more digits. Even concours quality 914s don’t get there.

But you know the dude driving it, probably on his way to the gym, bought that sucker for 25k from a dealer called Hot Cars or some such.

Uh.. how was the 370 a refresh of the 350? It’s completely redesigned with a completely new engine?

There are worse ways to spend $28,000 though, which is where they start.

An exterior refresh is the least of what it needs. It needs to shed weight and get some refinement in the handling department. Right now it can’t compete with any car in its class to be honest. Clean sheet re-design or GTFO.

p.s. also you can get a lower mileage Corrado for similar money, which is a better car

None of that is all that surprising since the car remarkably has over 250,000 miles on the clock. The odometer apparently decided it had enough and gave up the ghost at 230K.