Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

If Kelce was so concerned about holding, then he should have tried holding onto the ball on that long throw down the middle that he dropped.

If this wasn’t holding then holding doesn’t exist. He grabbed him around the neck and forced him to the ground just a couple of feet from a sure sack...

Once again, Trump presents even more evidence that the people who voted for him are blinding idiots.

“Hey Heinz, look what I bought instead of a stunning well built European hatchback. A Chevrolet Sonic!”

I am a Cowboys fan and I wasn’t all that sad when it was over. I mean, what can you do? Rodgers was just out of his mind and there was no way to defend him. It was amazing and there is no way to begrudge them winning the game.

KC got ball with 9:49 to go. Made it to the PIT 38 around the 8:00 mark. Here’s the times of their subsequent snaps: 7:21, 7:11, 6:25, 5:43, 4:53, 4:47, 4:14, 3:34, Timeout, 3:29, 2:43. That is criminal negligence.

It’s all about perspective. At this point Browns fans would kill to be one and done instead of 1-15.

Given Trump’s election, this seems to be accurate.

That timeout he called to decide whether to go for it on that 4th down or kick a field goal (or to pick a 4th down play) on their last drive inside the 30 yard line was such classic Andy Reid.

Oh bullshit.

That was a pretty bad hold, tho

Dude what the hell. You are suggesting people use paint thinner on their leather seats? Where did you get this info?

Paint thinners, then leather polish. Yeah they’ve done a shitty job, but I’ve oversprayed enough crap in my life (seats, phone, self) to know it’s not a massive problem to get a light dusting off.

I like that he coordinates the excessive stickers on his car with excessive stickers on his shirt.  

LOLed on the VW; well done.

This is right where biting off more than you can chew meets the sunk cost fallacy, which usually results in an abandoned project with a ridiculous asking price. As I’m sure you are aware, it is an amazingly common occurrence.

“Many custom parts/fabrication work” = Good luck fixing it. I don’t remember how we got it to work either.

This is so much truth right here.