You forgot “Looks great, but it will never make it to production in that form”

They’ll even it out by laying off a bunch of workers then give the upper management huge bonuses for sorting that out.

I don’t think that’s how The Stranger actually works, although I’m sure that Odell has also tried to play after sitting on his right hand until it is numb as well.

“Driven just as hard, twice the bodywork”

I bet those cheerleaders are in much worse condition now than this car at the same age. 

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

That was taken directly form the ad, hence the quotes. He means serpentine belt, I am sure.

I don’t doubt you,but no one on the interior design team looked at that combo and said “hmm...maybe not?”

Sure, but the majority of my comment was regarding the terribleness of the vehicle apart from fuel. That’s more my point. There are very few Chrysler Aspen out there, that doesn’t mean they are commanding high dollars.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Those seats are actually original. Chrysler half-assed the hell out of that interior.

How are these not $4000 vehicles?

Yep. Hell it’s a Dodge so it’s already a CP.

Dollars to doughnuts the owner did it himself for the publicity and insurance. I think it will be easily discovered, but something tells me that this guy isn’t the type to really think things through...

Came to make rav3 joke, I can see I’m not needed here

Stanced Toyota RAV3

“Double bonus points for the fact that he’s still probably good.”

A delicate...sandwich?

Near as i can tell, each generation of the venerable Lexus RX crossover comes with a booklet entitled, “ How to Do Absolutely Everything Wrong At All Times.”

Couple of SECONDS.