I would like to take this moment and once again reiterate my desire to have a pocket version of you to brighten my day.

Honestly I care less about that asshole bigot who, if he fell over dead, not even his mother would cry at his funeral because Fuck Him That's Why, than I do J.K.'s stance on Scottish rightful independence.

Scottish would do well to never forget their "ally" England's Greedy King Edward, his interference in Scottish…

YUUUUP!

It wasn't even dress code, it was tardies and being late for class and everything. I had an English class after lunch where this one girl would stroll in at least 15 minutes late every single day with a Starbucks Frappuchino in her hand (that she had to have left campus to get) and NEVER get in trouble for…

When I was a young man and in college (and therefore an idiot) there was a long series of street lights on the way to the campus rec center on the only path to get there. I could reliably make a profit by betting people that, as I walked under the lights, they would flicker and wink out. Each one, every time, all…

If I were writing this article, the headline would have instead read: "Jessica Williams Makes Me Write Her Name Inside A Giant Heart In My Diary Over and Over Again."

I've found sometimes when one's sarcasm is *too* finely tuned, it gets mistaken for seriousness. It's a fine line to walk, and I don't always walk it well. ;)

Yeah, I know just wanted to be snarky.

But he's stifling debate and valid critisicm! He's censoring valuable, educated, well-reasoned contributions to the discussion! One side is being heard and the other silenced! Rabble rabble rabble!

I think it's a lifetime of resentment that's just boiled over for them. They enjoyed a hobby that they were mocked and ridiculed for, called nerds and loser, shut themselves away, developed poor social skills, complete lack of understanding of women's issues and they bottled all that anger up.

The only reason I stay on Kotaku is the writers. The commentariat are some of the most entitled, whiny, misogynistic assholes I've ever seen. There's exceptions, of course, genuinely nice and funny people hang out there, but any artile posted with the headline that contains the words "women" and "games" in the same…

She's not just an idiot, she's a physically violent idiot who attacks her flesh and blood with her fists.

I hope the wheels of the bus have chains on them.

I was just going to ask, I wonder if the woman who penned that word vomit of an article would say this lady should have been flattered he couldn't resist her body and just let it happen.

UGH.

The terrorists won. All they did was blowup a couple of buildings, and we did the rest for them.

Better comprehensive, scientifically accurate sexual education would lead to fewer unplanned pregnancies, which would lead to less need of the legal and available abortions.

Win-win!

So in either case, shit gets flushed away? ;)

I don't disagree with you there, the instantaneous reaction one has upon encountering such an invisible beam of heat is probably just that, but again, some people can be quite determined. Monks have sat still while on fire, students have sat with OC actively spraying their face, protestors have stayed in teargas…

Yeah, I'm a guy, and while it's uncomfortable to sit knees-locked, those examples are ridiculous, they can close it up a bit.

UNLESS YO GOTS A HUGE DICK BRO.

My fear is that the entire system's effectiveness relies on the targets to flee the area. What happens when one (or a group) don't leave? Protestors have sat down and taken hot OC spray to the face and not run away, what happens when one or a few are determined enough to stand there and take prolonged exposure to…

Very informative article :)

I remember seeing that youtube video of this device's demonstration many years ago and had always kept it in the back of my mind wondering when and where the first riot or crowd it disperses will be. This article reminds me how I'm always shocked I haven't seen it in use yet.

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