we’ll probably have to wait a long time for a movie about Sigourney Weaver or Linda Hamilton or Holly Hunter as an aging detective/gunslinger/Swiss Army knife badass who has to solve one last murder mystery for the LAPD a day before she retires

Well, no. You see the article isn't saying it's a problem. The article is saying it is a problem that hasn't changed at all, not even a little bit, in 40 years. That just strikes me as being false. To be clear for you, I'm not saying there is no problem. I'm saying the problem has gotten better in 40 years and there…

You do no service to your cause when you put AT ALL in the headline and then offer one example of airbrushing posters for one movie as your sole evidence. If you want to be rational, and maybe you don't (it isn't very popular these days... except when Louis CK does it), you don't get to make an unqualified attack on…

They're both Canadian. How else would a Canadian get around that rule while still getting to punch a fellow hockey player in the face... eh?

Yeah, that will be a good argument the second they find some actual scientific evidence for it, not the Nina Hartley "We make porn and I'm a nurse so we know how disease transmission works" anecdotal evidence.

Is there any rhyme or reason to Deadspin using a bandwidth sucking gif on every other post? Is it to prevent people without unlimited data plans from viewing this site on their cell phones? Because it isn't really adding anything to.... anything.

Wait a sec.

There's a decent team, somewhere in there.

Who is pushing for a Tebow signing?

No shit. How else are they supposed to track money laundering or arms merchants or drug cartels?

Hahaha. That's great. For a second I thought you were serious. But you can't possibly deride gender stereotypes while simultaneously referring to what I did as "mansplain"-ing. Priceless.

Reporting!

But whatevs, you have a dictionary

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Yeah "...as soon as a woman gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock". Isn't complaining at all.

It's as though when you pay people to talk they inevitably say some stupid stuff just to fill in the talk-y time you've slotted for them.

Yeah... if enough people make enough things with 3D printers that can kill people it will be the irrational politicians that will cause it to be banned, not the idiots printing out free guns and other weapons.

Obviously there's a sense in which if you're moving forward you're leading with your head. However, you can be smart about what you're doing. No one would begrudge a quarterback for trying an arm tackle instead of whatever kind of torpedo thing Manziel is going for here. You can also be standing up more so your head…

Leading with your head = good way to get a concussion. Good thing he missed.