Hey everyone! It's a time traveler from the 1980s!

Please do not say "born-men" or "born-women". I get what you mean, and I appreciate the sentiment of your comment, but I'm trans, and I was always female, even before I realized it. The term "cis" is right there.

If you support a guy who literally calls himself Nero, you have forfeited any right to be taken seriously ever.

People who might not otherwise watch the game.

Lesson 2: Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something.

That's his new companion.

They both clearly wanted it in Season 2.

All of LOST was good. Fight me.

Barry's taken. Cisco should get with Harry.

And they don't even mention Pratt's mega-transphobic joke.

Laurel is Black Siren, working in league with Prometheus. She's going to pretend to be the Laurel Ollie knows, and when she eventually betrays him, it'll finally send him over the edge.

Can they kiss?

Or a gruff arsonist with a heart of gold.

Clearly, clearly, Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" is an Imogen Heap ripoff.

I was thinking more David Lynch, myself.

Someone please kidnap me and take me to Minneapolis.

Official synopsis:
IT’S HEROES VS. ALIENS IN THIS EPIC CROSSOVER EVENT — When aliens called the Dominators attack Central City, Barry (Grant Gustin) speeds over to Star City to ask the Green Arrow (guest star Stephen Amell) for help in stopping them. Realizing the battle against the Dominators is bigger than they…

You have to realize—the public wackiness is all calculated. It's a performance, and it's an integral part of his art. His entire career as a public figure has been a massive, complex statement.

Well, I've been hanging out on The Avocado/The AV Club After Dark a lot. If you mean a physical safe place, I'm still living with my parents because I'm 17 and have no other options.

I remember you always had really interesting commentary on media. If you're wondering why I left, my parents made me after I came out to them as trans. :(