And a partridge in a pear tree!

I loved Jimmy Neutron and FOP as a kid, and I had a subscription to the magazine until it was cancelled (after which they filled my subscription with Sports Illustrated Kids, those jerks).

You're hardly the first person to make that comment.

Achewood will get upvotes from me, 100% of the time.

The twist:

#WeinersOutForTrentlage

I swear I thought this train of comments was an elaborate joke until I googled Whitehead.

"Put it in your body, or you're a nerd!"

That would make the BEST movie series. (Then again, I can't imagine anyone other than young David Bowie playing Daneel.)

"The immigration rate of Silver Surfers is too high! We need to build a wall around Zenn-La!"

Her Hair will need to be on point, though. And she might need some liquid confidence; maybe have some Bloody Marys beforehand. And of course her singing will have to be good; she can't Just Dance.

Why would you be saying that around Dikachu, who in this situation is my dad? That's just asking for a beating.

Also, Uncle Grandpa got cancelled a while ago.

Good one, Dad.

But Steven Universe tho.

Really excited for the new season! Tyler Hoechlin looks great!

Not sure what gave you that indication, but okay.

My issue with South Park is that it's intellectually cowardly. Their brand of "satire" never takes an actual viewpoint (other than perhaps "caring is dumb"); they simply try to offend as many people as possible for the sake of doing it. It's inherently a privileged stance, as only people who aren't oppressed in any…

If you're okay with selling used CDs, you should be okay with this.

The difference here is that no one loses anything. Sure, they lose money they would have gotten from me, but they already got that money from me once.