3 words. Red. Shoe. Diaries.

I wrote an entire, lengthy blog post years ago about my forever crush on Fox Mulder (because I’m a giant dork, that’s why!) but I made a huuuuuge point to clarify the crush was on Mulder, not Duchovny. This has become abundantly more clear and important to state in light of his book and (sigh) dad rock album. I mean,…

I lived in a co-ed dorm during my student years, and one of the guys (verrry awkward with girls) would blush if any of us girls would mention the word tampon or period. Of course then we decided to educate him and help him grow up, and we would talk about our menstruation cycles all the time, and also sent him out to…

Well, my mom got a laugh once at target when we ran in to get tampons and chewies for the dog. Then we threw a toblerone on the basket and the lady behind the register was like I FEEL YOU LADY and we all had a chuckle.

Should’ve pulled an L7 …

Policing her body isn’t the point of this initiative; she has the form she has and it’s none of our business. I think it would be overstepping, and also incredibly rude, to seek her out and grill her about her weight and health.

But by her logic, we should also replace Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Grant and Franklin on our currency. I mean, those motherfuckers are nowhere near current anymore.

Stone Mountain, GA

this is fair but also josh lucas was beyond really hot in that movie

On behalf of my friends in Atlanta, Bowling Green, and San Antonio...

And also, notably, not a transgender woman.

how dare you use david bowie to cover up your dumb comments! DAVID BOWIE IS A FORCE OF GOOD

For as “hardcore” as Miley thinks she is, she sure does like the most basic bros.

So does Eve’s role in Star Trek make her an... astroTERF?

JUST GET UP AN HOUR EARLIER, AND YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF MUCH GIRLIER.

WAKE UP AN HOUR EARLIER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF GIRLIER!

It’s a shame that Breaking Pointe wasn’t better. There’s definitely a need for a ballet-based show, but that one focused so much on the “reality drama” and so little on the actual dance. They would show maybe 10 seconds of the actual performance after preparing for it for the whole season; meanwhile we’d see countless…

ps, lol, fucking luke russert, who only has a fucking job because of his dad, tweeted this fucking bullshit last night

“Violence is not the answer..” Cool, too bad about the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS the govt. spends on wars & planting ‘seeds of freedom’.