I'm going to open a testeraunt.

One of the best things about Jezebel is the fact that those of us in love with Robin Hood no longer have to live in the shadows. You've created such a safe space for us and our creepy cartoon love.

Yes! Do we agree that this mannequin CAN GET IT?

Jesus, everyone, just be honest - you don't want to see me and my baby in public. Anywhere. Ever.

It's brunch you guys. And really, brunch is lunch on a weekend where it's acceptable to drink. And like many people who work during the weekdays this might be the time you can actually see friends. Depending on your professions you may even have both parents there as well to take care of the baby.

The greatest injustice in America today is that Kaci Hickox is not my friend and has never offered me sage advice about how to be amazing and unafraid like her.

Can we get The Wiggles to do GG Allin covers?

Green Day is not punk.

My Q-tip always gets stuck in my ears.

Um. Bowser is the main boss in Super Mario Bros.?

This song makes me lose my shit every time I hear it. Its all I can think of when I see the photo of Brit and JT.

I have no interest in Biggs or McCarthy. But this lady! I want to know all about her.

aw, I kinda love him on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!

McDonald's spin: We are just providing her the opportunity to spend more time at home (or the park, supervised) with her daughter. Honestly, she should be thanking us.

I'm too old and grouchy to attend anything bigger than Riot Fest and honestly if it were harder for me to get to than to walk there (which I can!) I'd seriously reconsider that.

Exactly. Oprah is exploiting Lindsay Lohan for OWN ratings and I find that amoral. She is clearly not ready but if you promise to pay for a new apartment, then of course she will lie through her teeth just to be on the show.