He left Massachusetts a huge budget shortfall, though...

Aw!!! Mine is 11, too.

Aren't they all?! I've never met a dog more obsessed with food.

My cousin was over-the-moon to meet him while he was filming here. Honestly, it makes me lose a lot of respect for her, and I do think she is otherwise an empathetic person.

I am female and screw your topsheet!!

I really disagree. Regardless of religious beliefs, that person as you knew her isn't there. It does not mean I care any less that I do not tend a grave.

In my head, there always is. Yo.

That's really interesting, and how wonderful to know your eggs have resulted in viable pregnancies! My frozen embryos are in the process of being placed now. I was 30 when they were harvested. Even in the US, there is no payment for embryos.

Yes, but I would require he smoke me up first.

There are drugstores that allow returns on cosmetics, though. I know CVS does.

It’s no Emmett Otter, who has a killer jugband.

Yay!

This is so upsetting. 97.5% of publishing climate scientists agree: climate change is real. Who also agrees? The Pope, the President, the National Academy of Sciences and those of 32 other nations, the UN, The Dalai Lama. MF'ing WAL-MART accepts climate change as a reality.

My parents' friend got completely belligerent-wasted, tried to leave (wedding in woods with unlit, windy roads - people were staying over), husband tried to stop her, and she DRAGGED HIM with the car. Police, fire, rescue show up, she's arrested for a domestic. Most awkward thank you card to write EVER.

In our mid-20s, this was my friends' and my OFFICAL ALBUM OF THE HOT SEXXXX.

I just teared up. Why do people have to be so relentlessly awful?

I even had her in the shower (it wasn’t me),

I don't know - we're going through the same thing, except I'm the one with a greater sex drive than my husband. There's also the same type of feeling - well, we're friends and living together isn't too bad, we're just not sex-compatible. I guess it happens.

I am super, duper jealous. My second ripped my shit up. She came out like a wrecking ball. I spent a year in PT...doing Kegels with a woman's finger inside me, massaging my scar tissue. Good for you! Enjoy that tight AF vagina, girl.

I agree - it is my absolute must-have for plane travel. Long and mostly interesting. I get sad if I have to travel twice in a month already read VF.