As the years go by, I appreciate Johnny Carson more and more. Long live the king!

Family Guy can die as far as I am concerned but they better not mess with my Archer!

Are there non-evil nazis?

Are we no longer making our own METH? What has happened to manfacturing in this country?

"It's me! I hab a code."

I think the idea was to not give away that Taj Mahal was in there. It was a nice surprise for me.

Image fail. Let me try again.

And here is how they'll get home.

On the line that long? Clearly not an iPhone on AT&T.

If Facebook started charging that would actually make it easier for me. I like Facebook and use it a lot, but often think my life would be better (and certainly more private) without it.

I am going to die a little bit inside when somebody apologizes for this, as someone inevitably will.

Ninjas and children don't mix?

I say let it go. It's highly unlikely Bristol had two kids in eight months. And for those that say, "At least look at the hypocricy of her jumping on the birther bandwagon", you're underestimating the blowback if she did release the birth certificate. It's a loser argument, let it go.

I'm stunned. And feeling willing. Damn my usually-appreciated privacy fence!

That's more than I thought it would be, but I still can't imagine a house earning that kind of money. Thanks for the info.

There's no way this makes business sense. I mean maybe if you lived on a heavily trafficked street and your house was the right shape and size to make a great billboard you could get a few hundred a month. But your mortgage?

@johnny_carsick: ehhh, sometimes there are contests. I'm hoping to win an iPad, myself.

I suppose it could be named for Martin Sheen, our finest President.