i know you won’t reply so im just gonna call you a stupid arrogant whore right now to save time, ok

lol you had a panic attack, how pathetic. what happened? did you see a successful white man and got triggered hard lol sad

I never did anything like that.

I assumed you meant entry. You should make yourself more clear if you want to get ahead in life, okay?

If e-level employees work hard they will eventually earn bigger salaries.

Who the hell are you to say how rich is too rich?

Tom’s voice is all wrong. It’s just so dang bland.

I spend my days thinking up ways to kill myself that won’t be messy or undignified.

Way to only reply to the comments you like. That’s gonna foster one hell of a community!

Partly, yes.

Read their comments. They deserved it.

Like any man would ever want to be anywhere near your open “arms”

You enjoy taunting the mentally ill.

I’m dyslexic. Thanks for shaming me.

I am bipolar, are you going to shame me for something I can’t control?

lol u wrote a book a video game

I also can use photoshop. Now, please delete that silly fake image, please.

People like you make me wish my last suicide attempt had been successful.

I have severe depression and frequent suicidal thoughts. I’m sorry, but responding to the accusation that my 24 years of internet history is nothing but a shitstain was more important than quibbling over technicalities.

I’m hardly a shitposter. I moderate several popular subreddits, one of them even a default sub, and I am one of the more notable posters on the famous Straight Dope forum. I won’t tell you my username because I don’t want to subject the mods there to false accusations about me, but it’s safe to say if you’ve spent any…