I’m dyslexic. Thanks for shaming me.

I am bipolar, are you going to shame me for something I can’t control?

lol u wrote a book a video game

I also can use photoshop. Now, please delete that silly fake image, please.

People like you make me wish my last suicide attempt had been successful.

I have severe depression and frequent suicidal thoughts. I’m sorry, but responding to the accusation that my 24 years of internet history is nothing but a shitstain was more important than quibbling over technicalities.

I’m hardly a shitposter. I moderate several popular subreddits, one of them even a default sub, and I am one of the more notable posters on the famous Straight Dope forum. I won’t tell you my username because I don’t want to subject the mods there to false accusations about me, but it’s safe to say if you’ve spent any…

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that has never happened.

I don’t see the problem with taking the President of the United States at his word.

For your information, I am unemployed, not a planet.

I wrote this, take some time to learn why it’s not off base:

A thing that is indisputably the case.

By it, I clearly meant fire Comey.

Here is a fact that Fusion/Gawker won’t tell you:

He can’t, because the newly elected South Korea president wants calmer more peaceful relations with the North.

Why? You just sound like a bitter and jealous person. I pit you.

The Handmaiden’s Tale is unrealistic feminist garbage. It would NEVER happen. NEVER EVER EVER.

Here is the thing: Nolan does not care about Americans that don’t ENTIRELy AND EXACTLY share his political views. Come at me, bro.

You think it sucks because your heart knows my username is the truth, baby.

Two things: