Guarantee seems strong. I’ve personally not had any PS controller drift since the 3 and I’m a heavy user.

The best advice is probably just to roll with it and not worry, honestly.

I’m just here for the inevitable uproar over your character screenshots

Futaba: ...it’s gross that you can date her.

Can we just get more games that allow us to do some menial progression tasks in modern Japan, hang out with friends and go on dates with the goth doctor? I honestly don’t need the fighting and dungeons.

The biggest takeaway for me is that The Mummy Returns is apparently considered a horror movie.

I genuinely got angry at him repeatedly for throwing wrenches in Pete’s/Miles’ plans to do literally anything, and Kraven basically caused Harry to become Venom because he was such an incessant thorn in the Spider Men’s sides.

I feel like he actually solidified himself as a villain, despite his motivation being super…

I couldn’t disagree more about Kraven.  I felt this game finally legitimized him as a villain to take seriously.  

They spent resources designing a rideable bike to use in like three missions, and also introduced MJ owning a ridiculous heavy, noisy, hard to park chopper that’s “so convenient for the city”, but we never got to ride it! Why? That’s textbook planting and payoff but they didn’t pay it off. When will we get to the…

Are... you saying she should have post-traumatic fear of Asians now? The hell? The characters looked nothing alike.

Yup. Cindy is what really got my attention. I’m curious as to what her story is here. 

They look nothing alike. They are just both Asian men... the bigger reveal is that his daughter is Silk in the comics. Another spider. 

I....really didn’t see that. They really look nothing alike to me. 

No, see, it’s so absurd and nauseating it had to go on the front page with a big picture of the butt comparison, so we can all see how degenerate it is!

this is a console war i can get behind

Yeah they are. 😏

I never claimed that the third-party gambling sites were regulated, hence my repeated emphasis on “third-party,” “unofficial,” etc. But, again, just because those sites are problematic doesn’t mean that item trading itself is fundamentally problematic.

It’s only very rarely that I have ever seen a company have so much antipathy for their player base. I don’t know what the fuck Psyonix is thinking. I mean, I do: “Buy your shit from us, not each other. That way we make more money and you make less :)“ but still.

read: We want to avoid a situation like Fall Guys and boost our margins to make Epic happy, so we’re eliminating the secondary market so that we can make direct profit off those cosmetic sales.

I mean, Kotaku had 14.3 million visitors in September and their bounce rate, average time spent, and average number of pages visited are all decent. So I’d hardly call that a pretty small readership, and “dozens” of people getting annoyed by it even remotely significant.