Conan losing his shit at that lady who wouldn’t break character in the old timey baseball one is possibly one of my favorite Conan bits.

Fuck me! It’s fuckin’ real! The Deadwood movie is fuckin’ real! No one gets out alive, but at least we get a movie!

You mean like Yoplait?

Right. Stupid people are known for their ability to grasp nuance. I’m sure simply saying “Actually, in spite of what you’ve heard on Fox News, I’m actual a social democrat” will get Joe Blow to say “Oh what a relief. While I respect that there should be a basic social safety net, I also can’t help but feel as though…

And here’s Margaret Thatcher defending the Khmer Rouge:

INT. LIBRARY
BRUCE LEE
     (scans dictionary page)
Be like wainscoting
Be like waistcoat
Be like waiter...

This isn’t an airport. You don’t need to announce your departure.

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

I’m thinking that’s Clint’s daughter, Lila. I hope she’s not supposed to be our MCU Kate Bishop stand-in. I always liked how, in the comics, Kate became Hawkeye separate from Clint, was subsequently acknowledged as Hawkeye by Clint, and then became basically his best friend and fellow Hawkeye. Fraction and Aja’s run…

She is an important part of the very best season of that wonderful show.

Saturday Night Live? More like “Saturday Night (What Is) DEAD (May Never Die)!

Best issue of What If?

because they know not as many kids will be in the theaters and, as such, won’t be scooping toys.

The real problem is that the idea labeled centrist here has been co-opted by the right, who use anti-PC as a cover for not wanting to deal with their own remaining racism.  (I don’t mean that everyone in the anti-PC crowd wants to shout the n-word at every opportunity - I do mean that they don’t want to have to figure…

R. Kelly obviously sucks, no doubt. But when black musicians are automatically classified as “rappers” it really shows the implicit bias against black folk. Kelly deserves whatever awful stuff comes his way but I’m sick of this ignorance, Kelly is an RnB SINGER anyone that knows shit about Hip Hop or other black…

Civil War II was the second worst thing Marvel ever did to Carol Danvers. The absolutely worst thing they ever did to her was have the Avengers let a clearly brainwashed Carol walk off with her child/rapist/kidnapper in Avengers #200.

A Shane Black movie where Riggs & Murtaugh have flying robot suits and are played by Robert Downey Jr. and Don Cheadle? What kind of asshole wouldn’t be excited about that?

A star for reassuring me that I’m not the only one who 1. watched Dolph Lundgren’s Punisher, 2. remembers Dolph Lundgren’s Punisher, and 3. Isn’t too embarrassed to admit being a little fond of Dolph Lundgren’s terrible Punisher movie (which at the time played like Citizen Kane compared to the other crap Marvel movies…