I’m very cool being the awesome aunt who brings over the doggies and buys all the books and takes them to National Parks and picks them up at 2am when they’re doing stupid teenager things.

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

I actually don’t think I’ve ever related to a Jez article so hard before. I’ve been increasingly in the grip of baby fever for the last few years, and yet- climate change was always lurking in my head. Then on Nov 9,2016 I decided that going forward, before I had kids, I would need a little more certainty that there…

I babysat for my friend’s twins last weekend. One of them started cry, I couldn’t think of any kids songs to sing, so I walked him around singing Warren Zevon’s Carmelita (about a heroin addict). My boyfriend helpfully pointed out later that I should have sang David Bowie’s “Magic Dance,” because “that’s a song for…

Today is Monday. That means tomorrow is Tuesday. And Tuesday means tacos.

Or maybe the prospect of licking sticky fingers and then touching things in public is really fucking gross. IT IS FLU SEASON, PEOPLE! STOP LICKING YOUR HANDS AND TOUCHING THINGS!

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

Haha I’m a similar age and one of my colleagues just went on mat leave and she’s the same age as me. When I found out she was prego my (inner) reaction was “oh no what is she going to do?” and then I remembered that she’s an adult in a long term relationship with a full time job and this is what people do.

she had a genuine sparkle in her eye talking about the foods and fries because her baby wanted a different kind than her. i’ve honestly never seen kylie look so pretty.

teen pregnancy has been normal since the dawn of time. Kylie having a baby at 20 with 50 mil in bank isn’t normalizing anything

That was a very touching video honestly

Meanwhile I’m still scared about unplanned pregnancy and I’m 29.

She has some good/loyal friends seeing as none of this leaked. That’s nice that she has a good support system. It does seem like she will be a good mom.

Good evening everyone! This week I accepted an offer for pretty much my dream job. Whilst I’m incredibly excited, I’m also a little scared as said job will involve moving from the UK to Long Island, NY. I’ve never lived outside of the south of England and only been to the US once before, so I’m not entirely sure what…

So – I’m a little busy right now to do a truly comprehensive list without getting a check for it – especially since I’d essentially be doing the author’s work – but would it not have been useful to at least list *some* of the most prominent current women whose work has been co-opted and whitewashed and erased?

People keep seeing ‘they’re trying to stop her abortion’. And thats all well and good...but its not the biggest issue.

Fireman Sam, the children’s programme, was originally called Sam Tân which in the original Welsh means ‘Sam Fire’, a reference to colloquial Welsh nicknaming which links people’s names with their occupations, such as ‘Jones the Baker’. And before anyone asks, a Funeral Director called David would indeed be called ‘Dai…

“Something, something, political correctness run amok. Something, something, if my title doesn’t have the word ‘man’ in it my dick might fall off from lack of attention. Something, something Feminazis.”

In addition to this being sexist bullshit, “firefighter” is undoubtedly the cooler name. It makes you sound like you are wrestling Balrogs or some shit.