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I have such mixed feelings about Pete Souza’ work. On the one hand, these are beautiful, iconic images. On the other the hand, it’s impossibly painful to see them at this exact time. I’m trying to look on the good side, but it’s just painful.

Finally got a job after 3+ years of unemployment, and having reached the point of being pretty sure that nobody would ever hire me.

Here it is- the finished Ikea kitchen makeover! Little FashionDon’t LOVES it too, which makes me very happy :)

-Half oz bud, ground.

I use marijuana to self medicate, and have been for the last year. It’s made a noticeable difference in my mental health. I have fewer panic attacks, I’m able to leave the house on bad days (sometimes), it keeps my hypomania manageable and it keeps my depression from crushing me. However, that shit gets expensive and

Weird, SNS says it published an hour ago but just showed up for me. Kinjaaaaa!

Especially given her current condition.

If this mastermind was a true Florida Man, he would’ve managed to electrocute himself.

The most dangerous person we know is typically the person we’ve chosen to share our bed with.

This is an odd scenario, I’m sure the wife was shocked

Well, gosh. He couldn’t have just injured his wife. He could’ve also injured someone like a cop that would have actually gotten him sent to prison for life. I am at the end of my rope with DV cases. If men did what they did to their intimate female partners to strangers, they would face serious penalties- no question,

THIS ALL DAY. I was a dancer for a long time. I never had to wear revealing or sexy costumes. Now I see my friends with toddler daughters allowing their dance studios to dress their babies in ridiculous grown up shit. And that’s not even the part that makes me rage. It’s that they have them posing with “sexy” faces

don’t put little girls in weirdly sexualized dance outfits. Don’t criticize their weight

I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like

He has a perfectly lovely smile, as does Keanu. Both have a slight doofiness to their smiles which I like.

Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

Congrats to the Kardashian tribe on their first Gap commercial.

Lindy—I can't even. While I'm sure you are able to wade through this bullshit with aplomb, I offer my angriest GIFs, strongest words of condolence, and raised feminazi fist of solidarity.

What kind of moron uses "You have pubic hair" as a putdown?