Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

In an effort to completely fuck with the viewers, Red Bull will be painting their cars to look like Alfa Romeos which are similarly named to Red Bull’s second team: AlphaTauri

RE Neutral:

Also bed tents for those of us with pickups

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“Consumer cars, like the Model 3, use a three-point belt that’s specifically designed to let the body shift and twist in a controlled manner during a crash.”

Better headline:

They don’t realize that, despite me saying things many times, now they are just telling me that they’re working on getting me more money and thinking that I’m not looking elsewhere...

RE 1st:

Two reasons:

A BMW with awkward cup holder placement? I’m shocked!

Still hoping it’s Lando, Merc and Red Bull can both eat shit

There were no retiring Boomers back then...

I’m up to over 3 weeks of vacation now and really can’t use any as I’m the only one doing my job. So if I take off more shit just piles up and when someone else tries to do what I do, 9/10 times they’ll fuck it up and I just have to either redo it or I get the blame for it being fucked up.

RE Neutral: I feel like quitting my job, walking out into a field and just screaming until blood comes out.

Yeah and maybe Ford should also not advertise these like the G.O.A.T. modes will drive offroad for you.

Yeah, I don’t think the pedoguys at Tesla are going to win this case

The Huracan has a V8?

With the air strike complete, the Jennings burst into laughter knowing their time as KGB operatives was finally over as the ensuing fireball tucked them in with the thick blanket of death and destroyed the capitalist society around them.

Diffey is doing IndyCar, and is good, but Paul Tracy is also there, and is bad.