Like when Nicolas Cage promptly divorced Lisa Marie Presley once he figured out that didn’t make him Elvis 2.0.

I really wanna avoid joining in on this generalization but the absolute weirdos on both sides of my family just happen to be JWs.

Can’t agree with the generalization, but, the weirdest, nerdiest guy in my office is a black guy who was raised JW. Cool AF dude.

A lot of people wonder why he’s so weird. And sure, some of it is being into nerd culture, but he was also raised Jehovah’s Witness. If you know other black families in that religion, they are *very* insular and only socialize with other JWs.

They indicates that he is a Republican, but “the only Black Senator” implies he is, well, the only Black Senator. 

“Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.), the only Black Senator, cast a ‘no’ vote.”

Did an eclipse happen, because dayum that’s some epic shade.

Funny how Republicans are always accusing people of doing exactly the shit they do. Yet they have no awareness that they project more than a movie theater projector.

Shhhhhh. Don’t tell Cawthorn.

Sex orgies and cocaine, I heard.

Correction: Scott is the only Black Republican Senator (Georgia and NJ have Black Senators).

Box wine and poppers at Lindsey’s!

Between being a (smirk!) “kingdom” AND ordering Khashoggi murdered and literally butchered AND supplying fifteen of the seventeen 9/11 terrorist hijackers, as if that killer and his shithole nation can ever repair its image.

He nuts, just forget it. Sorry to say this Kanye ol’ boy but:

That slap two Sunday’s ago essentially cancelled this latest season of “Whose Life is The Kardashians Ruining Now?”. It was getting old anyways, and Pete Davidson has the personality of a Hot Topic sneaker. Worst manufactured feud ever.

Right! Like comedians deal with hecklers - even violent ones - a lot and in most cases have security that actually does their job. If they haven’t been socked already for their edgelord jokes it’s highly unlikely a wave of random hooligans is gonna start bumrushing them now.

Read the below. You might learn something although I doubt it. I guess if she had a miscarriage you’d have found that fair game as well:

Will Smith responded to a tasteless joke about his wife from a 5 foot 180 pound man who has held a grudge against both of them since they boycotted The Oscars when he was hosting. Do you have any comment on Chris’ crappy joke about the directors of Summer of Soul? Have you asked any black women if they found Rock’s…

So is he still processing that he hasn’t apologized to Jada Pinkett yet? I mean we need to stop pretending that he hasn’t had his ass on his shoulders towards Will & Jada since their 2016 Oscars boycott when he was hosting. As for the Academy now claiming they asked him to leave uh this sounds like major league ass…

Yep and this whole thing only serves to reinforce that idea.

So I have to hear about this shit for another 2 weeks at least?