The “professional writers” ARE the idiots. (As in “useful”.) Real JOURNALISM died a slow death thanks in part to the percentage of the population that was undercutting the actual Fourth Estate at the same time that they were dumbing down the electorate. The dysfunction IS the function...

Naming your new entry level small truck after a modestly selling rather bland mid-size sedan/couple from the gas line 70s(yeah that’s “Fix* Or*Repair*Daily*” for ya!)**

It’s CATHOLIC SCHOOL...

Yeah well you know what else? Post O.J., everyone is on a “see something, say something” vibe. If this thing Kanye, Kim, Pete thing goes “I have Kanye in the car”, everyone (in America, maybe most of Canada, & part of Britain, France, and the rest of the celebrity/entertainment obsessed West...& Japan) will want to…

Invest in cryptocurrency. Do an open mike night. Work on your video game skills. Take an art course. Join a bike club.

Also, never go to rural PENNSYLTUCKY.

Take a page from “History of the World, Pt. I"...Shove a RED HOT POKER up his ass!!

Dad and his side(cousins) went to COLEMAN in Greenville (before they downgraded it to a junior high...THANKS DESEGREGATION!)

Tell it to “The Tribe”...

For that matter, what about Kanye?! I mean here's someone who clearly has issues & yet between his handlers and yes men & the celebrity gossip focused media(a single circle Venn diagram if ever there was one--I sat through the first 2.5 of "Jee-nus"🙄) it's like watching a plane in a downward spiral or a train wreck!…

Welcome to New York: city of a thousand thousand self aggrandizing songs & movies & “Capital of the World.”$🙄

Translated the headline reads: “My handlers have decided that they are making enough money conning dimwits from flyover, ‘the dirty’, DC, and elsewhere to make up for the loss of revenue from oligarchs & hipsters buying up property & running long established Blacks and Puerto Ricans up and down ‘95. We CAN’T COMPETE…

Yeah, and most importantly[taps microphone 🎤 to get the attention of the people in the back]:

I know I’m late but...

InYu may want to climb down off your[moral]high horse before you get a nosebleed...

Not like the biggest fucking wars in the world didn’t START in Europe (the Europe of at least THREE colonial powers who were quick to conscript the very “darker people’s of the Earth” they were stealing from.) FTFY.

Looking at the REST of the [British]West Indies... especially YOU, Jamaica.

Are you listening, Nina & Mike?! ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING you sorry excuses for🖐🏿 Let me stop.

Skip the eulogy...go straight to the Processional.

....”South Florida isn’t so much the ‘American South’ as it is the ‘Cuban North’, lol.”