Whatever. Most of you AMMOSEXUALS can’t even hold your weapons correctly, not to mention proper stance & breath control before firing.

Not Dick Clark. His name’s Steve Dahl, he was actually born in California &(it’s hard to keep up with European ethnic surname origins of names that aren’t “Smith”, “Jones”, “Jackson”, “Weinberg” or “Milano”) but the silly fuck’s Wikipedia page pic has his pic in front of an O’Doul’s sign & he was in Detroit (&…

Go to your neighborhood, burn your shit, & have your womenfolk call us “Daddy” with a glimmer in their blue, green, & brown eyes.

Betsy Ross didn’t create the flag...she just took credit. Don’t even get me started on “Disco Demolition Night”(which I remember because I was 7 and STILL AM A HUGE FAN OF DISCO. Though to be fair I LOVE Funk, too!) It was dawn of “MAGA-hood” in America (same generation, too) Midwestern t-shirt wearing dumbfucks…

Why should you “move” (as the shithead grey who’ll get no trip out of the greys on my watch suggested)?

Back up. Expired Tags?! Basically shooting someone for failing to pay taxes, no trial. Didn’t we as a country go through this a couple hundred years ago?!

If he could suck his own dick, he'd be on Only fans, not pestering us over here in the Root comments section.

The fack that Bill Maher allegedly trashed it(or at least John Cena—I learn second hand every Saturday morning because I REFUSE to watch “Bullshit Time With Mr. I’m Mediocre As Fuck & STILL NOT OVER ABC Canning My Ass 21 years Ago”) gives me all the endorsement I need to watch it. Thanks!

Condoms work(mostly). In theory, so do prenups(the dumbfucks really should have listened to his own lyrics!) K & K are pretty much linked until death and beyond because they decided to extend Mama Kris’ Ponzi scheme(ahem) bloodline another generation 4X.

💯💯💯💯💯🌟

By “old school” I take it you mean “1965 Immigration Act- forward.”

“He’s a massive corrupt piece of shit.”

“—we have to do better in America’s most important city.,”

FUCK Nicki. She ain't Black,; she's WEIRD.

Anyone who believes that bs really needs to see the movie “Metro.” Eddie Murphy—playing a police negotiator, lays it bare to a suspect in a hostage situation: “Either you can deal with me and we can all walk out of here...or you can deal with A.W.AT. right outside the door. They train for, they get hard ons from…

The biggest flaw in these “men’s rights/MR” advocates is as much as they validate soldiers & the military, NONE of them have ever served!

He LITERALLY helped create satellite radio ( well at least gave it a shot at credibility) because the FCC & various markets got tired of his shit.

Can we call him a “Spaghetti Bender” now?!*

See my comment above.

Proof once again that some people really need counseling or vetting...SOME KIND OF OUTSIDE FUCKING OVERSIGHT before they decide to have children.