In your list of popular “Jim-Bob & Cellar-Dweller” excuses you forgot “I’m a toxic misogynist asshole who'll commit a mass shooting or vehicular homicide because women won’t have sex with me at the drop of a hat like it shows on TV, the movies, & Pornhub!”

Inquiring minds want to know...

Folks(the “bad folks”) in SouthEast have AKs...

Except there are plenty of Black folk residing in those aforementioned states & the thing about contagious virus(& their mutant strains) is they aren't very picky about whom they infect.

Never worked when they were hanging Black folks, bombing churches (or holding mass shootings there within), sterilizing immigrant women held unlawfully in camps or *gasp* storming the U.S. Capitol, stealing items from lawmakers’ offices, defecating on the floor of the Rotunda, & promising to kill any politician(of…

In other news, Tucker Carlson really needs to be punched in his smug fucking face.(And please miss me with that whole “Just because you don’t agree with him...” crap ) The asshole just made fun of an emotionally distraught Adam Kinszinger(sp?) calling him a rose sipper who cried during “the Bachelor”. Also took a dig…

Because after the smoke had cleared, the Capitol Police officers suddenly realized that they had a DEAD WHITE WOMAN bleeding on the floor. Under the ROE of American law enforcement that’s not supposed to happen(different story if the woman is Black—it happened a couple of years ago—Latino/Hispanic, or Native…

“Oy already have money; oy just dew Faux noows as a favour for the “pours”!*

Tucker is a “breath of fresh air” only if you’ve been hanging in “UnderTown” with Master Blaster shoveling pigshit to make fuel all your life.

Running from toxic family members is a Carlson female tradition...ask her grandma (Tucker's mom.)

If ANYONE gives that unloved by his own mother piece of shit ANOTHER show after this current daily televised howler monkey feces throwing fit...

Along the lines of “WHITE=HERO/GOOD, BLACK/BROWN=BAD....unless they play the faithful Sancho/’Magic Negro’ sidekick to the hero(To to to the Lone Ranger).”

Same. Had absolutely NO CHOICE as far as Mississippi is concerned (had to see both sets of grandparents as a kid & Mom and Dad got live their lives from about late June to early August without me & my sister.)

My advice: DON’T ever visit Mississippi or Texas...

You read Huckleberry Finn in class in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?! I didn’tget around to reading it in English class(read it at home years before--thanks, Mom & Dad!) until sophomore English in high school (thanks, DeMatha!)

Gawker’s not me; I just can’t stand Cardi(or that simple assed Bama Offset for getting his nose open for her because she:s light & from New York. Or whatever record company exec she put that thang on. Or any and every motherfucking body— especially here on the Root—who stand for her & swears she’s the most clever…

I really wish they’d open the steel plants back up in Pittsburgh so that we could go without seeing a deluge of Steelers fans anywhere south of Laurel for at least 3 YEARS (preseason as we know it is about go bye bye, so.)

I get it.  The giants(lowercase intended) SUCK!  For that matter, so do the eagles and the fucking cowgirls...

Yeah seriously, for a population whose origin story in this country begins with Columbus trying to get to India by sailing west)this cutting out the Arab middlemen) in order to get spices...they sure don’t take advantage & season their food much😜!

(Reads article about some Normani chick my 49.7 year old ass never heard of. Mentions Cardi B.)