[calls Sports Illustrated to cancel subscription]

to be fair, australian consumer laws would also have outlawed the cryptarch's bullshit

it's almost on the level of the joke edition

IRL Game of the year edition?

You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard.

You're talking about a series which mixes Torah's numerology with apocryphal christian texts and jungian psychology as the basis for its plot: when the Xeno series numbering start making sense, it will be a sure sign that the end of days is upon us.

Haha! I thought of you, Jason, the second I saw it on the screen. Nintendo has your number.

Oh beam, tell me that you'll never leave me...

"What is love..."

I wish Destiny had a pre-order bonus that included a story....

Damn now the Bionic Six theme song is stuck in my head...

For anyone that feels the voice actor sounds familiar, it's Egoraptor/Arin Hanson.