Just 3 hrs. after your update, and this potato salad has reached over $38,000. I don't even have anything to say about this. Just...well done, Mr. Brown. Well done.

Settle down, ladies/gentlemen/whatever-you-both-are. We can solve this the democratic way: a "How Many Kotaku Readers are Parents?" poll!

From the same blog post:

Indeed. It becomes the Pokemon equivalent of the "Anything Goes Rhythmic Gymnastics Tournament".

"Splatoon" and "Evolve" both look amazing. Admittedly, I'm equal parts excited and skeptical about the latter. I wonder if there will be enough variety to keep gamers interested or if it'll wear out its welcome quickly.

Any way Miyamoto could get on the horn with Sting/Atlus and get a Wii U "Dokapon" game going, perhaps?

Mordin's rendition of the "Major-General's Song".

If you hadn't already maxed out, I would've also suggested having the Taunt Bangle equipped and the JP Up ability tacked onto at least one character (I believe it doesn't stack with others who have the same ability but WILL stack with the Growth Egg, though I could be wrong). Then pay a visit to the Vampire Castle.

Looks like there's been a change:

Not sure. But I assume things would likely start like this:

I nearly choked on my tea. Well played, GymMasterAlex.

The store manager and one of the part-timers at my nearest one are both women. The asst. manager at another nearby one's also female. And, to top things off, my better half and her bestie are both former employees.

They're out there! :)

Augh! Beaten to the punch! Well done, Blazebow and foolishwolf.

I dub this drama "Fezgate".

You and I are likely among the five people in the known universe that understands that reference, Mike. :)

Phoenix Down. Surefire win.

Is it wrong that I actually want Microsoft to take your idea and run with it, erocker? XD