Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

“Applied Economics was fairly limited in its scope. That’s why we are pleased to announce that the chamber has decided to commission the fine people at Implied Economics.”

This injury means Liverpool will finish between 3rd and 5th. Had he stayed healthy, they’d have finished between 3rd and 5th.

I know I’m not the only person who got the impression they were trying to be some kind of anti-brand that either coincidentally or by design found a market in generally conservative, wannabe-SWAT team members. And then they expected to suddenly get over trying to be the opposite of that. Only kids and squares like…

Under Armour is going to focus on more fashionable appareal?

I can only imagine how awful the UA MLB uniforms will be. Majestic unis are a work of understated art, classic and understated.

I beg your pardon, sir. There simply is no feeling quite like a fresh under armor shirt on your nipples. Sometimes when I’m feeling blue I’ll fashion them as diapers under my work pants. Their clothes are extremely versatile and delightfully gratifying, and I’m just not going to stand here and let you slander them.

I’m still pissed that Majestic lost the MLB uniform bid to these losers. Just when it was feeling like a new golden age of MLB unis (bullshit special occasions aside) I predict UA will bring some real trash in the coming years.

NFL player here. You are spot on about the impotence of the union. Dom touched on it briefly at the end of his article, but the real crux of the union is the wealth disparity between “stars” and the journeymen. Because of this growing disparity, neither class of player has an incentive to strike. The stars want to…

You have WAY too much faith in the TSA to act as a line of real defense.

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

Well, I guess we can all see how well England has done internationally because QPR gets relegated every other year....

I don’t understand the part about the “positive incentives.” So there are more positive incentives for a top team in the top tier to win the league because a team at the bottom is being relegated? The players of the NT population might get relegated on occasion, but they aren’t going to stick around in the NASL when…

Ah, the old “the MLS sucks because it doesn’t have relegation” argument. How on earth does the lack of relegation hold back the MLS or the national team? I don’t think that relegating, say, Chicago and Houston after last season and promoting Sacramento and Red Bulls II is suddenly going to make them both better.

All trophies are meaningless when you really think about it, man.

1) Tweets are tech.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Being from inside the US, it’s objectively terrifying that we have a man like that in charge.

Fuck you

The amazing part to her is that she didn’t simply founder under the weight of her crews’ clanking brass balls. Hell of a story, that one.