This is seriously one of my favorite movies. I love it genuinely and without irony. I especially love sharing this information when hanging out with people are trying to out-cinephile each other. They just stop processing altogether and it’s incredibly entertaining.

lol Oh, man. Ask and you shall receive.

Sometimes I do feel good giving them directions. It’s an easy mitzvah. That, and when they can’t master the card swipe at the turnstile and I offer assistance. God bless their little foreign hearts.

You’re Snake Person. How can yo be no?

Well I’m from Miami and we have them roaches that can get north of 3v inches in length. People Carlo them palmetto bugs, but fuck that noise. They’re straight up roaches.

I think the problem is that people need a lot of practice to master the art of no-contact eye contact and to develop instincts of whom it’s OK to talk to randomly, and that only comes from being born/years of living here. I never want to see tourists standing on the train, absolutely petrified of looking at anyone,…

CNN reports that animal control apprehended the intrepid reptile

I haven’t seen one report anywhere yet which addresses the only question I think most people have about this: is the snake venomous?

I witnessed someone fall on the tracks a few years ago going to work one morning. To the credit of my fellow neighbors, we all immediately raced to help her and got this poor woman out. She was shaken up but fine.

2016 would be the year that Snakes on a Plane comes true.

Well that would require the trains to stop in a consistent, logical space and there’s no way they’re doing that.

Obviously if the train is coming you won’t have time, but if you are ever pushed or fall in while conscious, run as fast as you can to the far end of the platform. Gives the conductor more time to slow down and there’s a ladder you can actually climb up.

I’d like to think this cold-blooded murder passes the Bechdel Test.

Meh youre more likely to fall through a sidewalk grate than be anywhere near a terror attack or fall into the tracks.

Not quite how evolution works.

Out of your league, I am sure. It’s moot, because you couldn’t catch her.

To me, it’s equivalent to workplace harassment (not to mention they’re representing the school and should be acting professionally).

Then again, they did completely miss the point and learned nothing. The lesson for future generations here is “don’t do this, you’ll get in trouble.” Fear of consequences won’t change misogynistic attitudes, it just drives it further underground.

I mean, I agree that it’s not the best reason to do it. However I do think it’s an example of consequences for this behaviour sort of...working. They don’t want to get suspended from play. Considering this group of guys has come up among this toxic attitude already, there’s little hope of them suddenly doing it for…

Before reporting on the cross country team, the Crimson interviewed University President Drew G. Faust about the soccer team scandal, and the possibility that similar traditions exist on other sports teams at Harvard.“I felt it was important to at least try to get some preliminary notion of, are there people who know…