you know how i know youre gay? you like coldplay.

Pretty much. Language changes quickly because people adapt it to whatever they want it to be. Thirty years ago, “Mentally Retarded” was considered a new, sensitive, modern term for people with intellectual disabilities. Now it’s considered a slur and is bleeped out when Bring it On airs on basic cable during the day.…

All choices have consequences.

HOLY SHIT NO WAY

Unpopular opinion: Prince wasn't that good.

Jesus. Enough already. He didn’t cure the sick or heal the lame.

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

There’s always something fishy going on when women are on their cycle.

“Unclear if that total included this girl, who has an awful lot of blood on her hand.”

a sex nap

Benicio Del Toro always looks like he just woke up from a nap

I bet you a dollar it’s not bulletproof.

“Johnson dominates bird? Yawn”

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

“Sir, we signed a mobile QB from a Texas based school who won the Heisman.”

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

Wait, so you are saying when a career field has an influx of qualified labor, the wages drop collectively? No shit, that is how things work when the more labor is introduced into a system.

So I can assume Ted Cruz made it back home to Texas then?

GODDAMN THAT’S FOUR IF YOU COUNT KYLE SINGLER’S CAREER