Screw your gym if the guys there don’t completely unrack their weights when they’re done with the bars. That’s gym courtesy 101.

I met my mentor when I was 15 years old. I originally saw him on TV, but then decided I wanted a relationship beyond just seeing him so I began to read him in print as well. And even now I read weekly pieces of his in order to help motivate me and make my dream come true.

Clearly the roll should have the dangling end TOWARD you (yes, like the patent shows) if for no other reason than it’s 3-4 inches closer to your hand (the distance to the dangling piece toward you versus the width of the toilet paper roll away on the other side). Why would you ever put something farther away from you?…

This is how delusional I am. I do some anime-RP on the side, and so I create charactes to RP with via a forum (it’s like writing a story essentially). And I’ve created a character that is my ideal self. Someone who sees through anger and emotions and instead tries to be rational in order to avoid future emotional…

Had a conversation about this last week, and I specifically used the term survivor to describe my point. George Carlin has a wonderfully rough piece of stand-up regarding the political correctness of words. And the main point is that although we can call a concept a different word to make it feel different, we’re not…

Okay. She meant harassed. She used the wrong word to embody it. This sounds strictly like a semantic issue. Because all bullying is harassment, but not all harassment is bullying.

I’m a big Oakland A’s fan, so my sympathy is to the organization and his family. But I am sitting here scratching my head why it’s front-page Deadspin news that a minor leager died, especially with no details of what happened, for a small-market team that isn’t typically headline news here amongst fans.

1000 points to the person who can put Donald Trump’s face on Chris Crocker crying and yelling.

The thought of Arya fighting next to Jon Snow!

Honestly? I think people are overreacting.

I’m personally on the “shocked” spectrum of things. When I heard of Manziel’s habits at A&M, I honestly just chalked it up to being a popular 21 year old in college. There’s literally nothing abnormal about going out to parties. And even during the Browns season, the Snapchat that came out on the Bye Week when he was…

The flexing bicep.

And my new favorite sports wife. Yum.

Sweet baby Jesus, can we throw a sentence up there to preface the condition by which you would ever take a tax deduction in the first place? I have to school people CONSTANTLY who don’t understand that there is a Standard Deduction and then Itemized Deductions. You can have one, but you can’t have both. So unless your…

I’m sick.

This is just what I needed to end my day. Thank you.

jesus fucking christ

So yeah like... how bout the plotline? Nothing?

I was trying to think of the “best” ludicrous scenarios for the bartered income provision. I think my favorite one so far is:

I still laugh at the tagline from back in the day on the Gift Cards, which was clear proof that it was never about fashion, but about WHO was wearing the clothes. Printed on every bag and card in the store was the slogan “Clothes not necessary”.