He’s gonna plagiarize this post tomorrow. :O

Yes.

I think most people click on the review and scroll to the summary/score, and watch a video review if it exists. I think you probably get a better feel for the game watching their shows or listening to their podcasts because multiple people are inserting their opinions. It’s that he gets paid to have an opinion and he…

Yeah, if he went with the defense that companies don’t give individuals enough time to properly review games and that sometimes they feel forced to just take existing stuff to meet deadlines, it would’ve gone over better.

So lazy...but whocarez!

Might be the second most “an Onion headline come to life”.

Since my Evo is AWD, it doesn’t get the dyno test either, since they’re practically all set up for two wheel drive.

If there’s an award for “Longest time ever spent playing Planescape: Torment” I’m sure to win it!

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Her willingness to literally go halvsies on breakfast muffins more than made up for any of her less admirable qualities;

I’m starting to think that people are seeing old simpsons episodes and thinking their satire is a serious idea.

If there’s no button prompt to open the door, it cannot be opened.  I bet Konami didn’t even bother putting any art assets beyond that door.

So people here might be wondering how this was actually done.

I don’t know how so many people don’t understand game development. It has been 5 years. 5 years is also the ammount of time God of War took and i don’t recal people saying it was “never coming out”. Horizon Zero Dawn took 5 years, and i don’t recal people saying it was never coming out. GTAV took over five years and i…

mouseclicker, you’ve now dismissed (deleted) two of my good-faith replies to your original comment.

“I am wrrhwrwwhw aguhwwgggghhh!!!”

Because Marvel wanted Spider-man in the MCU and exclusive video game licensing is a hell of a bargaining chip when the rights holder for the movies also sells game consoles.