#aprilfools

Which means there will be a sequel. The Accountant with the Terrible Back Tattoo.

You either paint or dye trying.

I’m sure a lot of things flashed before his eyes.

Forrest Gump is not necessarily a great movie, but it’s much better than the weird and stupid book it’s based on.

So uhhh fuck fucking?

In the name of the triangle, X, circle and square you will not slander the one true controller. Baptized by the divine prophet Crash Bandicoot we are charged to defend Sony’s honor from heathen lies. If indeed it was a DS4, no doubt some loathsome Xbox-player planted it as false evidence. I wouldn’t put it past…

It extremely does not matter what kind of controller it was.

This comment section is going to go well.

Is this the hill that you chose to die on?

It whistles “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

I think there isn’t any real reason to believe that Jesus wasn’t real. What he may or may not have done or said, is a different story.

So, taking away characters from mythology/religion...probably Dracula (1897) and Sherlock Holmes (1887), in terms of popping up regularly in new or original material.

100 years from now, people will still ask about Half-Life 3.

Shut up, Miyazaki, if anime were a mistake you wouldn’t have come out of retirement like 12 consecutive times. You know you love it.

Ya wanna know how I got these scars? My girl Lisa was a cheater and she tore me apart.

Wiseau serious?

I’d play that, especially if there was a zombie mode.

Let’s also not forget “Gunman murders 20 in shooting spree, teacher fails to stop gunman but accidentally shoots two more students”

I always get a little misty eyed when “Marritza” has his breakdown.