I’m baffled that the main line that awful internet people use about this game is that it’s exploitive, as if huge swaths of successful creative output weren’t the product of the artist figuring out how to process pain and grief.

Negligent impact makes it sound like the meteor did something wrong, “METEOR! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HITTING IN ISOLATED REMOTE WILDERNESS! YOUR FIRED FOR ONE BILLION YEARS!”

obligatory Akira gif ...

Right? I had the knights of the round materia. I got that sea chocobo. But now I’m running three separate businesses in Texas real estate, where exactly do they expect me to find 72 hours to kill a single monster?

It’s party time, P. A. R. T......WHY?!!!! Because I gotta!

Please stop. Please let us have one area of escapism. Let us just be gamers today.

tried this once, to horrible effect. learned some things, however - a bottle of liquid soap is many things, one of them is that it’s not a bar of soap, and other is that it’s sharp...

Right on both counts, that is a cool concept, and how the betting part is handled could either make it fly or never take off. The one thing I can think of that might make it work is just use a points-scoring system and it’s most points accumulated at the end that wins. The wrinkle would be that those players who…

I knew a guy who crashed his brand new, $250,000 Maserati two hours after driving it off the lot. Same thing really.

I bought a burger the other day, and I only got to eat it once. :(

TAY ZONDAY!?!?!

If people want everyone to stop dressing like Nazis, they’ve got to design cooler clothes for everyone to wear, because, say what you will about the Nazis, their uniforms were stylish, commanding, and somewhat sexy, which is exactly what they were designed to look like. Everyone always says the devil has the best…

I haven’t seen such speedy evasive action since Admiral Ackbar declared IT’S A TRAP!

No, just you.

In fact, rumor has it she ate him.

Katara: The king is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.