Dredd is a surprisingly excellent movie. Make sure you catch that before it's gone.
arachnar
arachnar
Especially when, for the last decade, the media has portrayed you as the desperate, pathetic victim.
I doubt her own family could pick her out of a lineup.
I always love these interviews. The subject is always effortlessly cool/chic/casual. They always shop at little vintage shops that you've never heard of. They always meet up at some vegan cafe / gourmet burger / fair-trade organic kale bistro for the interview.
When Vogue interviews me, they'll be all,…
Holy shitballs, did I just have the ragiest rage-gasm my rage-boner could rage-aculate. Did the leader of the fucking Catholic Church just rail against "IDEOLOGICAL COLONIZATION," the Catholic church, whose gilded, frescoed dragon-hoarding fucking orgy palaces were paid for by the collection plates of a million…
Yo, as someone who grew up Catholic this means absolutely nothing. Its like Catholics trying to seem less bigoted about gay people by saying that they totally accept gayness, the fine print being that they never NEVER have sex. Cool Pope is saying here that he wants women to have less babies, but not with real…
This guy takes celebrity dolls and repaints the faces so that they actually resemble them.
Oh, it's Katherine McPhee's love interest from Smash.
I had the most bizarre date last night. There's a guy that's been asking me out for several weeks now. I can't say I was bowled over with interest but he invited me out for roller skating and pizza, which is damn near the best first date idea I've ever been presented with. While we were eating our terrible pizza he…
Oh brother. Please spare me from the hyperbole. We aren't any better than SA or Syria? You've got to be joking.
Unless it's the life of a fully grown and developed woman, cos then, fuck her.
My very first.
A handful of minor league hockey players in my early 20's. They were all assholes or dumb or dumb assholes. Hot ass bodies tho.
Since masturbation is solo sex, I'm going to pick myself. Truth be told, I'm kind of crap at it, and I've given myself friction burns trying to get off before.
Woooooot! I'd high five my fellow winning klutzes but we'd probably all end up needing stitches and casts.
Going to be lazy from my castle here in Victory Village and just quote something I posted elsewhere on Jezebel back in September because it fits:
-The Man in the Open relationship who thought that Fidel Castro was a benign dictator because he leaned slightly to the left in terms of politics and then asked me "where [I] got my information" when I informed him Castro had dragged prisoners in forced labor camps across fields of sugar cane, flogging them alive..
As the ACLU of Alabama's Executive Director Susan Watson points out, Alabama doesn't have a statewide public defender program, meaning fetuses can get a lawyer appointed with state money, but real live, already-born indigent human beings cannot.
I would have loved for Dr. Phil to bring in like, Naomi Campbell. She'd walk in, hear the girls calling themselves hot, then point and laugh for a solid 5-10 mins.