@minibeardeath: I am assuming that the comment was disemvoweled.

I thought it.

@jupiterthunder: What is it Android's turn for?

@KryptonZero: It's the new goatse!

@speednuts: Don't worry, it's Vicky Vales.

@maythetechbewithyou: I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this.

@crazypills77: Yeah, until someone creates a rooted version of this. Shouldn't be too long, but who knows.

@blondfire: The friend tried to throw a surprise birthday party for me, but she's the type of person that ALWAYS does this, so I go into her house to "set up a slip and slide" when another friend of mine tries to kidnap me. I of course anticipated this, and laughed when she was a little upset that her plans failed.…

@blondfire: Horrible. Two days after mine. It's okay, I followed all the rules that I could follow.

@kagekiri: They are all there, battling it out against the speaker. It's a tie.

I am one of the few who can use 2GB+ on my phone. In two weeks.

@Stem_Sell: With a camera that doesn't have a DSLR sensor.

@Barry Zuckerkorn: Even though Apple sells the content, you can add songs from other sources, like torrents or certain websites.

@TuxBobble: Your father would be ashamed to see you whoring your bits.

@badhatharry: So, 50 percent of the time, it works every time?

@Falaris: You know, with my Droid I can piss farther and faster on a bad day than you could ever do on a good day with your phone. SUCK THAT.

@sabriel: It would probably be more appropriate to say "Gizmodo staff, there are gadgets under your feet!"

I really want to see this tunnel when the person flips the on switch. That would be awesome.

@Anrkist: I always wondered who actually cared that much.

@lightmanx5: More like, "Man infects mini computer inside him with computer virus"