This is an outrage! She is hot and deserves the right to do whatever she wants! She is hot though, just saying.

Haiku!!!!

I always wondered how I got Crohn’s disease. Public school lunches. Somehow not surprised.

Great piece, great read.

For his next trick...

You won me over. Where do I sign up to be a smug pretentious asshole?

Some days being a recluse definitely has its advantages. Correction: most days. Excuse me whilest I bury my head in the sand, read books, go biking, play games, and sleep.

“Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Happy snorting.” With that, Snuffleupagas sadly walked down Sesame Street for the last time.

I hope you’re trolling.

I’m good in bed. I just wanted to say that.

Cellphones. You have the internet, games, texting, phone calls, porn, social media, etc right at your finger tips. Sometimes I forget why I’m in the bathroom.

The hotel line by Macy’s? I mean, how could you say no to that?

She sounds apologetic and reasonable. Are we sure she works at fox news?

As the adage goes, if there’s grass on the field...

No one like you. Go away. /s

I’m no fan of bush but 1979 Madonna I would have said very very yes. Lost in that forest for days.

*Me, clicking that main photo about ten times*

Both people look bad in that conversation. He pretty much said to prepare a statement for your post shooting interview. Nothing says transparency like a thought out prepared statement days after something happens.

#sticktosubjectssomehowbutnotnecessarilyrelatedtosports

Now if we could only fire underperforming owners...