To be fair, this happens to EVERY major release.  If they remade Tetris right now, it would probably kill the servers on day One.

Pfft. Those are rookie numbers in this racket:

Maybe it’s me, but this looks like he was jetting down a merging lane to cut off other cars (in typical BMW fashion) and he just ran out of room. In this case, he hit some crazy Slav/Jersey Barrier instead of water barrels.

Pretty sure “Everywhere But The Game” is EA’s new motto.  They love them some loot boxes.

Anyone else think it’s gonna come out that Melania had an abortion instead of the kidney embolization?

It’s pretty telling of a series where fewer than 15% of players have tried, let alone finish, end-game content: the Leviathan Raid.

Aw man, instagibs and rocket surfing. College memories! In retrospect, I should’ve done more in computer lab than Hexxen and UT.

Plot twist: Zelda is under the table reprising the role of Monica Lewinsky.

BMWs first, please. Actually, just make them joint dealerships / taint trauma centers.

Think of it more as a voiceless Google Assistant or Amazon Alexa. Like Noct said, one button press and everything that needs to be done gets done. Instead of fumbling with multiple remotes and guessing at what inputs you set up for what device, walking across different rooms to adjust lighting, temperature, etc.,…

Think of it more as a voiceless Google Assistant or Amazon Alexa. Like Noct said, one button press and everything…

This sounds like a name someone comes up with when their name is already in use on Facebook or Instagram, or some rageteen on COD.

For the love of all that is holy, SECURE YOUR LOADS! Every car I’ve owned had a sub box in it, and securing that down tight was always priority two (after SQL). It is so easy to mount a couple straps or braces to the frame of the trunk or hatch. Christ, even a ratchet strap is better than nothing (see video)..

I really, really want Finland type exams for driving licenses. It would be one thing if this happened in a blue moon, but these numbnuts and comacunts do this ALL THE TIME. Here in New England, we have daily wrong way drivers ON THE HIGHWAY, patrol cars struck, people rolling their SUVs, striking pedestrians /…

Ah, OK. I was watching this in the ridiculously bright bathroom here, didn’t catch that. I don’t know who thought we needed 1000 lumen daylight fixtures in each stall, but it’s annoying. Can’t a guy just poop without being blinded?

Couldn’t tell if it was Luke saying that, or Kylo Ren doing a voice-over in Luke’s shot. Luke didn’t appear to be speaking.

I’m really hoping that is supposed to be ‘Fiesta’ - unless you’re Danny Rand!

Did they figure out what was wrong the Nissan? My aunts car would do that, ended up being a loose battery wire. She would have to tighten the terminal clamp, then it would run until it loosened up again. She lives in West Assmunch though, and the closest thing to a mechanic is Farmer Fred with a literal bucket of…

My wife’s 95 Honda Accord. Might as well drive a toaster. An ill-fitting toaster that has no easily serviceable maintenance parts. Need to change a headlight? Get ready to remove half the trim panels. Change the brake pads and rotors? Hope you have suspension disassembly tools and alignment gear. Nothing on that…

On my 96 Grand Am, I could not stand the body roll. Taking a corner felt like I was in bed with Rosie O’Donnell reaching for a midnight snack. Replaced the stock suspension and wheels & tires to Eibach springs, bars, and bushings, KYB shocks & struts, and 16" of American Racing aluminum & Yokohama AVID S rubber. Night…

To be fair, most every game with purchased vanity or ‘unlock early’ items abandons them in the sequels. See: Call of Duty, Diablo, Battlefield, et al.