How has this not been posted yet?

My beef with this is in Internet speed requirements. In my area, I'm stuck on an "up to" 7MBps DSL plan (real-world is about 4-5Mbps). I can't even get past the "Test your connection" phase of PSNow; it fails out and says my speeds are too slow. This is where EA's plan is vastly superior [I may have just thrown up…

From both this article and the EA press release:

Does this not work on mobile or something? Because there is no left on here.

Wad-n-fart is where it's at.

Ugh, it smells like barbecued dog hair. Oh, Venkman. Venkman, I'm sorry.

Might have been an accidental assist. If even one stray bullet or energy discharge grazes an enemy and someone else kills them, you get assist points.

True. Instead of wasting a day playing games, I'll read more about the Malaysian airplane shot down over the Ukraine.

Well done, sir.

Not to sound harsh but you're not particularly familiar with how a well-advertised advanced planned Beta works, eh?

OK: Great way to launch the most anticipated Beta of the year, guys!

Looks like both Bungie's code server and PSN are out. Great way to launch the most anticipated title of the year, guys!

How secure is DashLane compared to KeePass in a DropBox folder? I didn't remember seeing this on any of the Gawker sites, but I may have missed it. Looks like the top companies have patched, but some are still vulnerable.

Especially in a kid's room, what with all the SpongeBob, Transformers, etc. prints available at most fabric places.

Whatever doesn't kill you becomes a great campfire / beer story.

Some of my fondest near-death experiences were in a (very poorly maintained) Cherokee Chief. Best (and last) one was driving through the dump in Groton (or Dunstable, somewhere around there), hitting a large rut, and the entire rear bench dropping through the floor, knocking out the driveshaft, and stopping us dead.…

It's hilarious that when you Google Uxbridge, MA now the top story is about trainspottying.

Gotta get that LED eye scanner in Cylon Red.

Ah yeah, Amy. Hypersexualized Hedgehog in the sanic realm.

Google Cardboard FTN!