It’s really sad :(

Probably died of a broken heart seeing his empire crumbling.

> Splatoon was planned as a service game,

The World Cant

Red shirts that die easily? Now where have I heard that before...

Ikr, you think they would learn their lesson after TF2 I mean CS:GO wait no Overwatch, sorry bit my tongue there, I was trying to say Fortnite. Yeah you figure they would have learnt their lesson after Fortnite, what with only cosmetic progression, repetitive quests and combat, and limited enemy variety.

That movie’s a goddamn master piece but this story is not about a live action movie.

Yeah... You all need to watch Jackie Chan’s adaptation of City Hunter:

Already came out!

It would only be a “douche thing to do” if anyone believed there was a correlation between console choice and a propensity for violence. Since that’s not a thing, it’s just a picture of a game controller.

Are you that concerned about the brand of controller? Is that your takeaway from this tragedy? Damn....

It extremely does not matter what kind of controller it was.

You say an unspecified controller, but use a picture of the DS4? A bit of a douche thing to do.

Really? Does it really matter what kind of controller was used? The controller had almost nothing to do with this story. The kid’s rage at not being able to play his video game, however, has everything to do with the story.

I know you were being sarcastic, but I just wanted to say that “pedophilia” (as we call it nowadays) really is culture, and not just in Japan, but all over the world (yes, even in the West). It’s a culture that we have since rejected and demonised, but it’s culture nonetheless.

“In one mini game, the player is given the objective to sexually arouse a sleeping small child holding a teddy bear, whilst she verbally rejects” -

I love you.

Are we doing this? Because if we’re doing this then we’re going to have to address the elephant in the room:

That guy in the Sony commercial was right, Japanese people are small.