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Early Fall 1974

Grandma, was that really you?”

The kitchen seems to be the centre of attention this past year. The most bizarre thing that I’ve seen in the house happened in the middle of a sunny July afternoon. I was working from home, at the kitchen table on my laptop when a purple mist appeared and came towards me. My wife was at the counter and said

My father has always been a history buff, specifically interested in The Battle of Little Bighorn. He began collecting items related to that time in history when I was in Jr. High, including uniforms, swords, a battle flag, letters and photos. He now frequently loans out to museums and historical societies, but for

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Damn. Good for Jen. I’m not mad about it.

Yesterday over drinks we were talking about famous people with punchable faces. For the life of me I couldn’t remember this particular persons name so I went with ‘the preacher (con artist) with the shit-eating melted wax Cumberbatch face’ everyone knew who I meant though we all forgot his name. Joel Osteen, Joel

I had assumed that the theme was camp as in summer camp. And I am disappointed to learn that it’s not.

Not sure that these people are inclined to be swayed by “statistics” and “reality”. 

Ugh. I now have Be Best stuck in my head to the tune of Be Our Guest. Thank you Randy Rainbow!

Bend the knee to Gwendolyn of House Christie, First of her Name, Slayer of Red Carpets, and Queen of the Best Dressed.

Yeah, my first thought was “But that is not a nautical knot”. Which turns out to be a fun sentence to say out loud.

Big cats are still...

If Real Genius is to believed, Drew will be a real font of wisdom, to guide her through her undergraduate life.

that was 100% the first thing i thought of too.

OMG! This is very similar to one of Jezebels recent annual Scary Stories Contest. I can’t remember if it was this year or within the last couple. Still freaks the living daylights outta me!

My high school offered a class called “The Bible as Literature.” As an example of the type of course it was: We read both Creation stories in Genesis, then we read creation myths from around the world and had to write a compare/contrast paper.